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Tuesday, 1 April 2008

World's Highest Wasp Loses Kettle

Honey, a dull and rather selfish wasp living in the mountains of Tibet has lost his kettle according to Rueters.

Honey, 37, had left the kettle for a few hours to bludgeon a yak to death with a jug handle when the kettle, named 'Turkish Pete' vanished.

Honey is said to be 'distressed'. His thorax is moving about, his liver is banging and scraping and his antenna is making noises like a pencil case.

The Tibet police are currently searching for Turkish Pete.

Tue Apr 1, 2008

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